The details of my tribute structure will be provided upon request and to compliant applicants. You may be asked to pay a non-refundable deposit, by bank transfer, to secure an appointment. The remainder of your tribute should be presented to me in an envelope or within a card when we meet.

Material Desires

A gift is neither necessary nor expected when we meet. However, if you do bring a thoughtful token of your appreciation, that would bring a smile to my face.

Please don't buy me cut flowers, alcohol or perfume. I prefer practical items which will serve a functional purpose in my life. Refer to my wishlist, below, for ideas:

- Stockings and Hold-ups (small/medium), Tights (medium)
- John Lewis Gift Cards
- NYR Geranium & Orange Hand Wash
- NYR Hand Creams
- Hotel Chocolat Patisserie
- Hotel Chocolat Less Sweet
- Waitrose Ceylon Tea
- Waitrose Belgian Triple Chocolate Cookies
- Andy Warhol collectibles
The Prisoner memorabilia

You may also serve me from afar by sending an email gift card via any of the following:

Amazon UKStockingsHQ, NYR

Send to: info.misschi (at)

Those who wish to offer me financial servitude or to negotiate me taking some form of control over their finances should send an email gift card via the methods listed above before writing to me.